The three sons
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LONGJOHN2010
Oct 18, 2011 07:23
Three sons left home , went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gift they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother. " The second said, I sent her a Mercedes with a driver. " The third smailed and said, " I have got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well.So I sent her a remarkeabl e parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recited it." Soon thereafter , mom sent out her letters of thanks: "milton," she wrote one son, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." Gerald," she wroteto another," I am too old to travel.I say most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" Dearest Donald, " She wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense toknow what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious. "
fu9it1v3
Oct 18, 2011 08:45
smiley You got me on the last line.
Eternal_Knight
Oct 18, 2011 08:56
hahahahahahahah smiley
EpIcInCoGnItO
Oct 18, 2011 10:53
smiley poor parrot
Ginamarie
Oct 18, 2011 12:18
Unexpected! smiley
The_Torpid
Mar 31, 2013 14:26
What A Mother!! smiley
Abraham
Apr 4, 2013 09:26
Hahahahahaha
Hareesh
Apr 24, 2013 04:31
Hahaha comedy rock
S-ALI.RAZA
Jan 29, 2014 10:52
Whats name 3sons smiley
TinHeart
Jan 30, 2014 06:09
holy parrot smiley
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