This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and cant find her license. I must have left it at home, officer. Well, do you have any kind of identification on you? asks the blonde cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, I do have this picture of me. Let me see it, says the blonde cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldnt have stopped you.