Dash Ask Jaki... Do U Know Me? This is copy+paste topic. At the start of an important trial, a small town Lawyer Dash called his first witness Miss Jacki to the stand. She seemed like a sweet Women. Dash approached her and asked, Miss Jacki, do u know me? She responded, Why, yes, I do know u Mr. Dash. I've known u since u were a young boy. U've become a huge disappointment to me. U lie, u manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. U think u r a hot shot lawyer, when u haven't the brains to realize u never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know u. The lawyer Dash was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, Miss Jacki, do u know the defense Lawyer Mr ROSEBOY? She replied, Why, of course I do. I've known Mr ROSEBOY since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, also, is a real disappointment. He's lazy, bigoted, never has a nice word to say about anybody, and he drinks like a fish. and everybody knows that his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him. The judge Mr Zeus rapped his gavel, to quiet the tittering among the spectators in the courtroom. Once the room was silent, he called both Lawyers to his bench. In a quiet, menacing voice, he warned, If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!