Newton's Laws of Love (:
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Insenus_AmoR
Jan 18, 2011 09:57
Many 've heard this before.. . Universal law: "Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money" First law: "A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. " Second law: "the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. " Third law: " the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping. " smiley
_-FiRe-PhOeNiX-_
Jan 18, 2011 10:03
wre is Gul's fourth law smiley smiley smiley
Mahesh
Jan 18, 2011 10:03
Lol newton became comedian smiley
R49hu
Jan 18, 2011 10:04
i am gonna follow all these three laws .smiley third law rocks smiley
Insenus_AmoR
Jan 18, 2011 10:07
SHAEL_RULZ: wre is Gul's fourth law smiley smiley smiley
poja bihan's punction..
_GUL_
Jan 18, 2011 10:08
I am bored from newton's law' smiley but nice law' can mamu follow this and afaaq specialy y0usmiley nice lolsmiley
joy
Jan 18, 2011 10:15
whats up
EpIcInCoGnItO
Jan 18, 2011 10:17
smileygood
youngwizzy
Jan 18, 2011 10:22
I am now scared to fall in love coz i don't want 2 loose my leg......hahahaha
opened85
Jan 18, 2011 10:23
Ahahah... Nice law... smiley
STAIN
Jan 18, 2011 10:40
smiley very funny.
_SUPERBRAT_
Jan 18, 2011 10:44
smiley oh god, nice laws smiley
CorbettRaven
Jan 18, 2011 10:48
Haha, why it is so cruel? Are women that bad? smiley
_rOcK_
Jan 18, 2011 11:14
all the laws are wonderful smiley
Laketempest
Jan 18, 2011 12:19
smiley very good ... smiley
Eternal_Knight
Jan 18, 2011 16:04
smiley Very funny
Saphire_flames
Jan 18, 2011 16:07
wow really the best joke smiley
BRAIN_MASTER
Jan 19, 2011 04:13
Are they real law
Zaphara
Jan 19, 2011 05:16
smiley come on,guys.. Law's are really funnysmiley
Yemyem
Oct 25, 2011 23:04
Dis creativity
mahboob
Oct 31, 2011 17:31
loolaaa law this bakwas
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