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Last Time You Had Sex ??

Heavens_DeviL · Feb 11, 2010 05:05 53 330
Heavens_DeviL OP
Feb 11, 2010 05:05
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
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Heavens_DeviL OP
Feb 11, 2010 05:05
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"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Heavens_DeviL OP
Feb 11, 2010 05:06
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Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Heavens_DeviL OP
Feb 11, 2010 05:06
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Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." smiley smiley
-linda-
Feb 11, 2010 07:08
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smiley thats funny..That sergeant sure think differently from that lady
MisIndependent
Feb 11, 2010 08:01
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smiley
MisIndependent
Feb 11, 2010 08:02
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smiley gud sergent major!
MisIndependent
Feb 11, 2010 08:02
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smiley gud sergent major! He knw his work wel.
Frayz-3
Feb 11, 2010 09:33
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Yah..nt bad..
Knny
Feb 11, 2010 15:42
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Is nt funny
Eternal_Knight
Feb 14, 2010 07:00
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Hilarious
Nduks
Feb 14, 2010 18:32
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Interesting.
Doofy...
Feb 14, 2010 19:16
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nice one son....
Holumiedey
Feb 15, 2010 00:34
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Ok i'll say
Rosay
Feb 15, 2010 03:35
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hahaha
_shihab_
Feb 15, 2010 15:43
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smiley smiley
Sweet_Divyanka
Feb 15, 2010 22:50
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smiley thats so funny smiley
Samunited
Feb 18, 2010 08:04
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Parted mind of sergent. Funny
W-CUBE
Feb 21, 2010 19:45
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Tym and year.Hmm..... wat a difference.
Marlou
Feb 25, 2010 02:11
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smiley funny sergent.
PRINCEMDS
Feb 25, 2010 05:10
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That funny.