Love ko life must hona chahyie, students ko love me intrest hona chahyie, Aaship ishq mei perfect hona chahyie, ye b collage me compulsry subject hona chahyie. HEIGHT OF COURAGE: Senior std durring ragging Saysn ur marriage i will kiss ur wife. Junior: ok fine sir, but i'm going to marry ur sister. . . . Commerce professor asks the students: what is the most important source of finance for starting business ? Student: "Father in law". Don ka intizar to 11 colleges ki ladkiya karti hai lekin ka Don ka collage aana mushkil he nahi namumkin hai, kyunki ? kyunki ? kyunki ? kyunki ? DoN 10th Fail hai.