My Top reasons y hell is beta than heaven!

55 replies

BoNdiBaBe

2008/11/29 03:03

1:hell has perfect climate,its always warm there....2:there wud b plenty of famous ppl n musicians,so theres gona b lots of live music concerts....in heaven u hv 2 listen 2da same guy,playin da same tune on a harp all day n evryday....3:theres an endless supply of free booze,sex n drugs in hell....in heaven u can only hv juice n water!....4:in hell u can use as much foul language n tell pervetd jokes....dats nt allowed in heaven!

BoNdiBaBe

2008/11/29 03:14

5:in hell u can party all nyt long...heaven probably has a 10pm lyts out curfew evry nyt....6:in hell u dnt hv 2b nice 2 ne1 bt in heaven its compulsory 2b nice 2 ppl al da tym...7:in hell no1 cares if u bathed or nt...in heaven u dnt hv a choice,daily bathin is compulsory....n lastly in hell u dnt hv 2 say pardon wen u burp or fart or do sumtin disgustin at all smiley

lol-bondibabe-

-linda-

2008/11/29 07:12

Hell is boiling wth fire n hw do u knw hell is like tat n same goes wth heaven ? -ship2-

Expert77174

2008/12/01 01:28

I have a hard life and i guess hell would be the best place for me

bluelace

2008/12/01 07:37

B my quest , in hell u wil cry 24/7 u wil grind ur teeth on any thing u can lay ur hands on, and th best, u wil b forced to dance al day long, cos ur feet wil burn like hell, gud luck there,

BoNdiBaBe

2008/12/05 04:13

wot a bunch of kill-joys!

Password

2008/12/05 05:03

An extremely rare description of hell... well its up to u...

Tomb-Raider

2008/12/22 04:04

I live there so thats why so mer lol

Aleen

2009/01/10 12:15

becareful wat u wish for, the sky is listening...

Tomb-Raider

2009/01/11 02:40

Its lovely and warm perfect for me. I get to see my daddy (the devil) and get to torture people smiley

and i get to listen to whatever the hell i want

TinHeart

2009/01/11 03:19

man,Bondibabe was sent to do the Devil's work smiley

...but what the hell...i'm going to that 2pac concert tonight...-wink-

-SwEeThArT-

2009/01/28 01:30

owh....wow..lol

Hell_bound

2009/01/29 14:12

Aiiish i think is not too bad place smiley

latrine

2009/01/29 18:23

lead the way...

Arsenesholer

2009/02/02 03:12

Seriously u need jesus

Eternal_Knight

2009/05/21 06:41

Have u experienced it.. Any ways i want to go to hell because my friends will b their he he he he he

GhAyAl

2009/06/02 07:51

Is it really like that ?

rhowZz

2009/06/02 08:02

What a tempting place!
Hmm., still I wanna be in the peaceful paradise. smiley

BoUgEnVilLe

2009/06/03 04:30

ItS n0t wArM thErE,itS h0t.. ItS n0t 0rAngE firE tHErE aNym0rE..itS blAck firE,mEaNs itS s0 h0t.. U wAnnA sEx..? In hEaVen als0 cAn hAvE a sEx thErE,jUst aSk thE fairy thErE..s0 b g0od..

Manal

2010/01/19 22:06

Have u been there

Frayz-3

2010/02/01 20:18

I hope...its a joke!...coz it will be an error if u r serious..

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