Husband: aaj khane mein
kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho?
H: Dal chawal bana lo?
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the?
H: to sabji roti bana lo?
W: bacche nahi khayenge?
H: to chhole puri bana lo?
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta
hai?
H: eggs bhurji bana lo?
W: aaj guruvaar hai?
H: paraanthe ??
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun
khata hai???
H: Hotel se mangwa lete
hain??
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi
khana chahiye?
H: kadhi chawal??
W: dahi nahi hai?
H: idly sambar??
W: usme time lagega.pehle
bolna chahiye tha na!!?
H: maggi hi bana lo, usme
time nahi lagega?
W: woh koi meal thodi hai?
Pet nahi bharta?
H: phir ab kya banaogi??
W: Jo aap kaho........... .....??
Dost : Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya ? Dost : Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya ?
Husband : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas..
ghutno pe....
ghutno pe....
Dost : kya baat kar raha hai..
Dost : kya baat kar raha hai..
Husband : aur nahi to kya..
Husband : aur nahi to kya..
Dost : Fir Kya Boli ?
Dost : Fir Kya Boli ?
Husband: Boli Palang k Neeche se baahar aa jao, Ab Nahi Maarungi. !!
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