If i dress nicely, i'm a snob. If i dress sexy, he'll say, i'm a slut. If i argue with him, i'm stubborn. If i'm quiet, he'll say, i'm unintelligent. If i don't sleep with him, he'll say, i don't love him. If i do have sex, he'll say, i'm easy. If i tell my issues, i'm emotional. If i don't tell him what's wrong, he'll say, i don't trust him. If i cheat, he expects it to be over. If he cheats, he expects to be forgiven and take another chance. Either way, i never win!