Chuck Norris fun facts
gRim_ReapeR 2013/09/15 11:32
gRim_ReapeR 2013/09/15 11:32
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The grizzly bear isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is logic.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Some wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The grizzly bear isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is logic.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Some wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
gRim_ReapeR 2013/09/15 11:33
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the world down.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris starred in all three Star Wars movies... as the Force.
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the world down.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris starred in all three Star Wars movies... as the Force.
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