TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
Doncle 2013/04/08 07:33
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are you today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed you a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How your drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! YoUr ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, yoU dey house? I dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer at................
Francis: Idiot like yoU. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??
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