jacki: Woman: Is there a
problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you
were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your
license please?
Woman: I'd give it to
you but I don't have
one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times
for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see
your vehicle registration
papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I
killed and hacked up
the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts
are in plastic bags in the
trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the
woman, slowly backs
away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within
minutes 5 police cars
circle the car. A senior
officer slowly
approaches the car,
clasping his half drawn
gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could
you step out of your
vehicle
please!
The woman steps out of
her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a
problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my
officers told me that
you have stolen this car
and murdered the
owner.
Woman: Murdered the
owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you
please open the trunk of
your car, please.
The woman opens the
trunk, revealing nothing
but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your
car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are
the registration papers.
The first officer is
stunned.
Officer 2: One of my
officers claims that you
do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into
her handbag and pulls
out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer.
The officer snaps open
the clutch purse and
examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you
ma'am, one of my
officers told me you
didn't have a license,
that you stole this car,
and that you murdered
and hacked up the
owner.
Woman: Betcha the
lying bastard told you I
was speeding too.