Newspaper Headlines in 2060 in India:
18 replies
_rOcK_
2011/12/13 07:37
So here we go......
-Kasab dies at 75 in jail of high
cholesetrol due to too much biryani.
-Golmaal Part 27 is released. Tusshar
Kapoor is still unable to speak or act!
-Atlast India got its Jan-Lokpal Bill.
-Facebook is declared a country.
-A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.
-A girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely.
-"Lakshadweep Cats" to be the 63rd
team to join IPL under sponsership of Rajpal-yadav + chunky pandey...! 
AmouR
2011/12/13 07:42OK. Lol. 
EpIcInCoGnItO
2011/12/13 07:44Nothing of this will happen. I can guarantee that.
Insenus_AmoR
2011/12/13 07:45 nice..
AmouR
2011/12/13 07:48 EpicIncognitO: Nothing of this will happen. I can guarantee that.
I swear I will laugh at your post if you quote it and write "just kidding" 
haris
2011/12/13 08:09not sure abt all of dis. But few things i wud like to add which wil surely happen.
*salman khan still searchin for a best-actor award.
* USA drone attacks in Afganisthan n Iraq in alledge areas of militants, kills 30childrens n 50 women. (And then an apology)
*chinese troops infiltrates India's coastal borders but Indian PM is busy in talks wid chinese foreign minister regardin border issues.
* Raj thackery makes marathi a must if u wanna breathe on maharashtra soil.
And MNS n shivsena workers tears n burns film posters of 3 khans for watever stupid reason it may be. 
* Raj thackery makes marathi a must if u wanna breathe on maharashtra soil.
And MNS n shivsena workers tears n burns film posters of 3 khans for watever stupid reason it may be. 
Eternal_Knight
2011/12/13 08:21this things will surely happen. All jobs in govt reserved for scheduled castes tribes etc . . .
jaQui
2011/12/13 08:272wap is located above india sky on the new planet disc0vered by NASA... 
Manal
2011/12/13 08:49what abt the Bollywood actor Salman Khan,would still can dance at that year and mantain his body hunk figure?
_rOcK_
2011/12/13 08:53 haris: not sure abt all of dis. But few things i wud like to add which wil surely happen.
*salman khan still searchin for a best-actor award.
* USA drone attacks in Afganisthan n Iraq in alledge areas of militants, kills 30childrens n 50 women. (And then an apology)
*chinese troops infiltrates India's coastal borders but Indian PM is busy in talks wid chinese foreign minister regardin border issues.
* Raj thackery makes marathi a must if u wanna breathe on maharashtra soil.
And MNS n shivsena workers tears n burns film posters of 3 khans for watever stupid reason it may be.
yup these things are more likely to happen
* Raj thackery makes marathi a must if u wanna breathe on maharashtra soil.
And MNS n shivsena workers tears n burns film posters of 3 khans for watever stupid reason it may be. 
ACIDized
2011/12/13 15:15Funny, that's all i can say.
cmail
2011/12/13 16:22but all u image wrong that times newspaper disappeared only man's brain contact to each other freely ...no transport all travelled wid light form everywhere and .......................
kamran
2011/12/13 22:02should not talk about the politics.i think.
TemPEST
2011/12/14 23:46What re my supposed to do
redbLue
2011/12/17 02:23
Kingof2wap
2011/12/27 04:45slight correct
__adisa__
2011/12/27 07:09Interesting lolz.
_ShAnE_StArK_
2013/09/15 08:22hmmmm
S-ALI.RAZA
2013/12/29 20:52Ok.lol very funny 
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