3 pastors
mbell 2011/12/10 10:26
mbell 2011/12/10 10:26
Three pastors took a day
off and decided to go
fishing after a busy
Sunday. They agreed its
so difficult preaching to
people all the time
and no one preaches to
them.
Sitting by the river with
little response from the
hooks, one pastor
thought of sharing his
heart with others.
He said: guys its rare to
get such an opportunity
to be among
ourselves like this. It
would be good if we look
into our lives and
help each other with our
weaknesses.
They all agreed to this.
This pastor said:
Gentlemen I need help!
The
people in my church give
a lot of money every
week. I started
taking little by little but
now I take a big chunk. I
cant stop stealing
from the church please
pray for me. The day they
will find out I will
be fired!
The other pastor said:
brothers your sins are
better than mine! I
have slept with every
woman in the church
including married
women. As I preach my
eyes hover over the
congregation looking
for the next prey. If this is
discovered people will
not fire me, they
will kill me!
The last pastors feet were
shaking as they were
talking. They
thought he had a big story
to tell. He stood up and
said: My
brothers my problem is
gossip, there is nothing I
hear that I dont
tell everyone! In fact I cant
sit anymore. I have
to share this with the
congregation! I will be
back
off and decided to go
fishing after a busy
Sunday. They agreed its
so difficult preaching to
people all the time
and no one preaches to
them.
Sitting by the river with
little response from the
hooks, one pastor
thought of sharing his
heart with others.
He said: guys its rare to
get such an opportunity
to be among
ourselves like this. It
would be good if we look
into our lives and
help each other with our
weaknesses.
They all agreed to this.
This pastor said:
Gentlemen I need help!
The
people in my church give
a lot of money every
week. I started
taking little by little but
now I take a big chunk. I
cant stop stealing
from the church please
pray for me. The day they
will find out I will
be fired!
The other pastor said:
brothers your sins are
better than mine! I
have slept with every
woman in the church
including married
women. As I preach my
eyes hover over the
congregation looking
for the next prey. If this is
discovered people will
not fire me, they
will kill me!
The last pastors feet were
shaking as they were
talking. They
thought he had a big story
to tell. He stood up and
said: My
brothers my problem is
gossip, there is nothing I
hear that I dont
tell everyone! In fact I cant
sit anymore. I have
to share this with the
congregation! I will be
back
I enjoyed this one
someone save the other two.
Yungboss 2011/12/11 09:06
realy funny, the two pastor wil hav to kidnapp the 3rd pastor to stay alive
realy funny, the two pastor wil hav to kidnapp the 3rd pastor to stay alive
This is nothing but the crown joke 4 the week;-D 
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