Wise woman, gullible man
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Sweetdoct247
2011/11/28 12:02
A woman & a man are involved in a collision but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.

As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man NOTICES the woman is strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man&says,'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'

Sensing a promise, the man stammers back,'Oh yes, I agree with you completely !'

The woman goes on,'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'

'Well, OK!'says the man.

She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it&hands it back,'Here, have some'says the man.

'No, thanks', says the woman,'I think I'll just wait for the police.'
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EpIcInCoGnItO
2011/11/28 16:08
/smiley final punch /smiley
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WilLow_DarkSky
2011/11/28 17:13
/smiley
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Pr1ya
2011/11/28 20:53
-hahaha- omg /smiley
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THE_SPEAR_KING
2011/11/29 05:26
cleavero. . . . .
.lol.
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_ShAnE_StArK_
2013/09/14 09:06
Omg../smiley
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S-ALI.RAZA
2013/12/30 02:21
/smiley /smiley
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