Newton's Laws of Love (:
Insenus_AmoR 2011/01/18 09:57
Insenus_AmoR 2011/01/18 09:57
Many 've heard this before..
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Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"
First law:
"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "
Second law:
"the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
Third law:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping. " -lol-
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Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"
First law:
"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "
Second law:
"the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
Third law:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping. " -lol-
third law rocks 
Insenus_AmoR 2011/01/18 10:07
SHAEL_RULZ: wre is Gul's fourth law (q) 
-hahaha-
poja bihan's punction..
-hahaha-
_GUL_ 2011/01/18 10:08
I am bored from newton's law'
but nice law' can mamu follow this and afaaq specialy y0u-hahaha- nice lol.lol.
I am bored from newton's law'
but nice law' can mamu follow this and afaaq specialy y0u-hahaha- nice lol.lol.
youngwizzy 2011/01/18 10:22
I am now scared to fall in love coz i don't want 2 loose my leg......hahahaha
I am now scared to fall in love coz i don't want 2 loose my leg......hahahaha
oh god, nice laws .hehe.
very good ... 
Very funny
come on,guys.. Law's are really funny
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